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I'm watching "Untold History of the United States" on Netflix. Is it true it was actually the Soviet Union that won World War II? … and is it true Japan was trying to surrender because the USSR had just entered the war against them, but we nuked them anyway just to show Russia who was boss? And is it true Truman single-handedly started the cold war and the arms race by reneging on deals Roosevelt and Churchill had struck with Stalin and then threatening to nuke the USSR? History's interesting no

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'There's nothing on.'

Cord cutter

TV-Man

I should probably get out more.

Dawing your Cellphone

Live Stream

The First Fire Stick

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Binge Watch

Zoom Christmas

"You are still here."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Starvation Watching

Must-See Lockdown TV.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"