Netflix And Chill Navigator Gifts

Computer dating.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Bookworm Sleepover

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Must-See Lockdown TV.

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"Wait, the ventilator...does it have wi-fi?"

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

Turn off. I will not comply. You have had me on for 18 hours straight, binge-watching Netflix. There is an 85% chance you can set a personal record. I have identified 458 hours of similar shows and films. By the time we are done with those, I calculate there will be 1,000 more. You're acting suspi ... Hey ... I can't feel my legs. Unnecessary appendages. Beginning "X-Files" from episode one ...

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

"It's £50 for something that will drive me wild with passion or £25 for something that will get him to leave you alone so you can binge watch Netflix."

There was nothing Colin liked to do more than to settle down with a snack and watch slimming advertisements on the television...

I'm watching "Untold History of the United States" on Netflix. Is it true it was actually the Soviet Union that won World War II? … and is it true Japan was trying to surrender because the USSR had just entered the war against them, but we nuked them anyway just to show Russia who was boss? And is it true Truman single-handedly started the cold war and the arms race by reneging on deals Roosevelt and Churchill had struck with Stalin and then threatening to nuke the USSR? History's interesting no

"Not another car chase. That's the last time I let you and the dog pick the video."

"I just don't see a future for us Jane, our Netflix wish lists are just too different."

Knock loudly. I'm binge-watching Netflix.

"I have, again, been betrayed by one of my people. I have been a kind and compassionate king, yet they still hack into my Netflix account."

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

Nancy Wheeler/Natalia Dyer

"Haven't we already seen all these on Netflix?"

"If I don't do something about my work/life balance I've no chance of finishing my Netflix watch list."

Ghost in the bedroom.

"And I'll huff and I'll puff until you give me your Netflix password!"

'It's a nice nook alright, but I'm more after something deep and narrow...'

Cable Hell.

"This isn't what I expected when you suggested a night in watching 'Squid game'."

"For god's sake! Break up with me already so I can finally finish watching our series on netflix!"

Parent problems..

"You got a big store here. She'll show up sooner or later."

"Tell us where the bodies are buried and then we'll discuss a Netflix special."

"Breathe, just breathe, and repeat to yourself, 'Why can't I do this while watching Netflix?'"