Mini Book Navigator T-Shirts

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Bike Rides

New music conference

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

Small child checks out a book.

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

Homeless count.

Musical Bicycle.

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

The Book Club

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

Back to School

Exploring in the countryside.

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Chaironaut

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

'I'm reading at my grade level, but it turns out there's just no great literature written a my grade level.'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

'If I'd known it was this easy, I'd have hit the escape key long ago.'

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

Conversation Starter Kit

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

A child climbs on a stack of books to reach a large metal key.

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

"We have all kinds of Regulatory Guidelines floating around."

Music shop

Couple with confusing pamphlets