Mini Reader T-Shirts

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Gen-Next Library

Audio Books

'Bring out yer books!'

Pony Rides

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Large print e-book.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

Maternity ward.

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Small child checks out a book.

Print Suicide

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Stories about crumbs

Manual Labor.

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

Road Buddies

Reading in a hammock.

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

'I'm reading at my grade level, but it turns out there's just no great literature written a my grade level.'

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Back to School

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

Boss, I have a question to ask you, but I'm pretty sure I already know what your answer is going to be. Ask away, minion. Can I have a day off each week to catch up on all the "Star Wars" novels and comic books that tie into the upcoming movie? Of course, Rudy. Who am I to stand in the way of your education in the proper role of a boss and his employee? Wait ... Are you talking about the Emperor and Darth Vader? Excellent training manual, if you ignore the lame social justice warrior parts.

Quite literary.

"The butler did it!"