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Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The Dorrie Decimal System

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Do your research!

Paranormal A-Z...

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Bring out yer books!'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Two Generations of Readers

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

Catalogue of little books.

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Charles Addams.

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'