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Small child checks out a book.

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"I try to write a little bit every day."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Two Generations of Readers

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"There goes our early night."

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

Meet the author

"They're class action figures."

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts