Mini Book Enthusiast Mugs

Small child checks out a book.

Reading my Critics

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"I try to write a little bit every day."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Two Generations of Readers

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

"There goes our early night."

"They're class action figures."

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Meet the author

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Little Tiny Push-Carts