Mini Library Enthusiast Mugs

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Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The Dorrie Decimal System

Do your research!

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Paranormal A-Z...

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Bring out yer books!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Two Generations of Readers

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

Catalogue of little books.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Charles Addams.

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

Monster Self-Help