Manga Reader T-Shirts

Oh, I'm Flyman! Don't worry about me, I'm a big fan of your work!

"I requested a specialist in magma, not manga."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Cariactures

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

X-ray Psychology.

Time Machine Collision

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The Salmon Run

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Spam in Hell.

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."