Reading Manga T-Shirts

"I requested a specialist in magma, not manga."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'Fetch.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Billy. The Kid.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

The Salmon Run

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

X-ray Psychology.

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Time Machine Collision

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

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