Zen Wanderer Gifts

A Buddhist monk dreams of chairs

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Man showing in the rain.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Unguided imagery

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"I don't know what went wrong."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Yoga To-Do

"You've been served."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."