Zen Wanderer Pillows

A Buddhist monk dreams of chairs

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Unguided imagery

Man showing in the rain.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"I don't know what went wrong."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Yoga To-Do

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"You've been served."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.