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"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Homo Gamus

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Gamers

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

Time Travel Research Lab

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

'I became a theoretical physicist because my poor hand-eye coordination precluded me from doing experiments...'

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"I couldn't make a fire, but after rubbing sticks so long, I'm not cold anymore!"

The Water Diviner