Game Seeker Gifts

Casino retirement planning.

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

'You know too much,'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

He likes to make work fun

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Too much monkey business...

Pesky students.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Bring me some more power.'

"Call me!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Crime in bookshop

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Children's Entertainer

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Photobooth Photobomb

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.