Game Hunter Gifts

Animal Hats

Do not eat the people!

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Paranormal A-Z...

Duck Hunt

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Sweep the board.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'So who needs sonar?!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Pointing.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Geese's Thoughts.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'