Game Seekers Gifts

"I tried Googling what games you can play when you're out of Wi-Fi range, but we're out of Wi-Fi range."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

The Zoo.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Mixed Doubles.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Sweep the board.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

End the Winter Blues

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

If you're happy and you know it...

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Too much monkey business...