Game Seekers T-Shirts

"I tried Googling what games you can play when you're out of Wi-Fi range, but we're out of Wi-Fi range."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

The Zoo.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Mixed Doubles.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

Sweep the board.

End the Winter Blues

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'She'll never look for me here.'

If you're happy and you know it...

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Guess how many I ATE.'