Map Quester Gifts

Map - You Are Here, but Mentally You're Here

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

Dragons look at map that says 'You be here.'

"Recalculating."

You are Nowhere.

"Closing all the district offices isn't completely negative...I mean it might encourage some of our clients to develop important coping skills."

A Hiker comes across a 'You are here' sign, literally.

'Do you know the way to San Jose?'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

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You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'What zip code are we in now?'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Here be dragons.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Meet the Enemy

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

The Lost World: You are Here

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

You are here.

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'