Map Admirer Gifts

Couch Potato

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Claus 2.0

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Lost World: You are Here

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

You are here.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

The Map of the Human Heart

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."