Map Admirer Gifts

Couch Potato

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Claus 2.0

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Lost World: You are Here

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

You are here.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The Map of the Human Heart

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.