Queue Querier Mugs

"Who's next?"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

The First Commuters

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

TSA Lines

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

Three people waiting in a queue.

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

A socially distanced queue

Clown on unicycle on highwire traffic queue likely.

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"