Queuing Mugs

Sports that the British excel at: Queuing.

Windows are just for show.

"I identify with shorter lines."

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

Taxi Rank

A socially distanced queue

The latest thing in waiting

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

The interminable!

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"Who's next?"

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

Three people waiting in a queue.

'Wait a minute...did you just cut in line?'

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

Stand in the Q.

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!'

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "