Queue King Mugs

'I can't believe everybody isn't camping out to get in first.'

"IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, BY ALL MEANS TAKE A NUMBER!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

The interminable!

The First Commuters

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Thanks TSA

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Three people waiting in a queue.

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

Stand in the Q.

A socially distanced queue

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!'