Queues Mugs

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

'I like being last in line. That way, I'm the last fool to part with his money.'

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

The First Commuters

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"Who's next?"

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Thanks TSA

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

Three people waiting in a queue.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

Stand in the Q.

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

A socially distanced queue

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

"I told you we had to leave earlier."

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