Queueing Gifts

Queue outside lady's toilets: 'Please wait to be seated'.

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'It says here the D.M.V. got hit by a robbery today that took 3 hours. . . you know how those lines are.'

Domino Toppling Championship

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"Who's next?"

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Thanks TSA

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Three people waiting in a queue.

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

Stand in the Q.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

A socially distanced queue

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

Taxi Rank

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

"Hey, no pushing!!"

'There's a queue here, Pal.' 'Aye! Get thee behind me, Satan.'

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

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