Queue Comic Gifts

Taxi Rank

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

The interminable!

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"Who's next?"

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Sandwich Bar.

Use Next Window.

Three people waiting in a queue.

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

An accident waiting to happen.

'Oh good! I hate long lines.'

"Been waiting long?"

'Number 5,356.'

Stand in the Q.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

Express queue at Lapland.

"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

Mickey Mouth.

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

'Who's next'

Post Office (packages for delivery)

"Hey, no pushing!!"

'There's a queue here, Pal.' 'Aye! Get thee behind me, Satan.'

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.'

"Here's one - what gets shorter after a pandemic but stays just as long?"