Queue Comic Pillows

Taxi Rank

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

The interminable!

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"Who's next?"

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Sandwich Bar.

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

Three people waiting in a queue.

Use Next Window.

An accident waiting to happen.

"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

"Been waiting long?"

Stand in the Q.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

'Oh good! I hate long lines.'

'Number 5,356.'

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

'Who's next'

"Hey, no pushing!!"

'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.'

Post Office (packages for delivery)

'There's a queue here, Pal.' 'Aye! Get thee behind me, Satan.'

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

Take a number, R.

Sports that the British excel at: Queuing.