Queue Bypass Expert Gifts

Glenn had a knack for circumventing long lines at the pharmacy.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Thanks TSA

Time-Off Coupons

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

Three people waiting in a queue.

An accident waiting to happen.

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

Beach Bouncer

"Please stay on the line for the next available agent - unless, of course, you are feeling tired, very tired, or maybe hungry. . ."

Stand in the Q.

Young against old

'Oh good! I hate long lines.'

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

"Can you hold my place in line while I run off to live the life I always wanted?"

'There's a queue here, Pal.' 'Aye! Get thee behind me, Satan.'

The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'

"Ere, I was here first!"

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

Hey, little buddy. How's it going in there? You fall in? Occupied! I know it's occupied, little buddy. We all know. It's been occupied for 30 minutes. There's a long line out here. I said "occupied!" When a person says "occupied" from in here, that's supposed to buy another 10 minutes at least. "Occupied" is not a magic word, little buddy. Inhabited! That neither. We're all still here.