Queue Bypass Expert Mugs

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Thanks TSA

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Time-Off Coupons

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Three people waiting in a queue.

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

An accident waiting to happen.

"Please stay on the line for the next available agent - unless, of course, you are feeling tired, very tired, or maybe hungry. . ."

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

'Oh good! I hate long lines.'

Young against old

Stand in the Q.

Beach Bouncer

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

"Can you hold my place in line while I run off to live the life I always wanted?"

'There's a queue here, Pal.' 'Aye! Get thee behind me, Satan.'

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

'Next time?'

"Ere, I was here first!"

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.