Queue-busting Strategist Gifts

'Any chance of utilising the Global Positioning System to forecast the length of the canteen queues?'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'We need someone on the outside.'

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'He's just come back from a 'stress management' course.'

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

A pirate fishes using his hook.

"Do you ever get that 'Monday morning' feeling?"

"Naturally he's not getting his daily exercise. With the postman on strike there is nobody to chase!"

"I had a brainstorm at the Existential Marketing Seminar. What if we did nothing?"

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

'It looks like Barracuda Honey is attempting a hostile takeover.'

"Please stay on the line for the next available agent - unless, of course, you are feeling tired, very tired, or maybe hungry. . ."

Something Like Sport.

'I think he's bluffing.'

'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!'

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

Supermarket traffic lights.

"I weaned Howard off TV sports with a 3-step program. First golf, then bowling, finally poker."

'... Fantasy sports leagues consumed my life: football, hoops, baseball...'

'It never occurred to Steggy what was giving away his best hands.'

“At this point, your only chance is to threaten him with legal action.”

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A long wait

"Go. The sign has a bigger impact when someone's just sitting there."

'Uh - oh... it seems the cashout queue was really long today...'

"Wish me luck, I'm off to the shops to join the socially distanced queues..."