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"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

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'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

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Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

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Young against old

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

"I told you we had to leave earlier."

'Next time?'

Express Lane Ten Items Or Less Or A $5 Surcharge.

The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'

"My milk is gonna spoil if I stand here any longer."

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

"I identify with shorter lines."

"Mr. Jones, the doctor says it's OK to move you ahead of the queue and he'll see you now!"

'Uh - oh... it seems the cashout queue was really long today...'

'I like being last in line. That way, I'm the last fool to part with his money.'

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'. . ."

'It says here the D.M.V. got hit by a robbery today that took 3 hours. . . you know how those lines are.'

"Pardon me...shouldn't I be ahead of you? My private plane plunged into the icy waters off the coast of Maine over a week ago!"

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