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"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

The First Commuters

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Who's next?"

"We've agreed to count it as both a wave and a particle for tax purposes."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Sandwich Bar.

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

Three people waiting in a queue.

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"What town are we in??"

An accident waiting to happen.

Stand in the Q.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

"Been waiting long?"

Young against old

Beach Bouncer