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"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

The First Commuters

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Who's next?"

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"We've agreed to count it as both a wave and a particle for tax purposes."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Sandwich Bar.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

Three people waiting in a queue.

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"What town are we in??"

An accident waiting to happen.

"Been waiting long?"

Young against old

'Oh good! I hate long lines.'

Beach Bouncer

Gordon Ramsay's Own Brand

Stand in the Q.