Quick-step Quipper T-Shirts

"I'm not doing the quick step, I need the loo!"

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Bed Spread"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

'Is the water cold?'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

TV Chef Cooking Range

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Access Denied!

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

The Quantum Mechanic...

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

Death Watch

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

"We've agreed to count it as both a wave and a particle for tax purposes."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

Pandemic playhouse.

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

"What town are we in??"

The light at the end of the tunnel just got switched off.