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'Money problems again?'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Is the water cold?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

How would Madam like to pay?

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

Death Watch

"We've agreed to count it as both a wave and a particle for tax purposes."

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

fortune teller and credit card.

Modern Monster

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'Let's face it, you'll just have to pay by instalments and that's just for the deposit...'

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

"What town are we in??"

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

Ostrich head in sand.

"Sorry, I left my credit cards at home!"

Screwed Again By New Credit Card Rules.

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

"What do you get indeed sir. Another day older and deeper in debt is what you get."

'Call it in the air: raised digits or magnetic strip.'