Credit Card Swiper T-Shirts

How would Madam like to pay?

"Bring on the cold weather - my credit card is already dangerously over-heated."

Glenda, for the 100th time you can not buy the red dress! Put away your bank card now!

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Textin’"

Menu Dating

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

Free Little Library

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

"Hey—no cheating!"

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Snowman outside library.

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.

'I warned you, Dr. Jekyll. It was a bad idea to give an additional credit card to Mr. Hyde.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'Let's face it, you'll just have to pay by instalments and that's just for the deposit...'

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

Ostrich head in sand.

Screwed Again By New Credit Card Rules.

"Sorry, I left my credit cards at home!"

Big smart phone and small tablet.

"I'm in the mood to swipe left on everything."

We're looking for a few greedy people.

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

"You can't put that phone down, can you?"

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

Mobiles and Procrastination