Credit Card Swiper Gifts

How would Madam like to pay?

"Bring on the cold weather - my credit card is already dangerously over-heated."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Textin’"

Menu Dating

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

Free Little Library

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

"Hey—no cheating!"

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

Snowman outside library.

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

'Let's face it, you'll just have to pay by instalments and that's just for the deposit...'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

Ostrich head in sand.

"Sorry, I left my credit cards at home!"

Screwed Again By New Credit Card Rules.

Big smart phone and small tablet.

"You can't put that phone down, can you?"

'I was arrested for stealing too many artificial sweetener packets from restaurants.'

Mobiles and Procrastination

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

We're looking for a few greedy people.

"I'm in the mood to swipe left on everything."

'How am I going to pay for all this stuff?'

'That's the way it is with debt, easy come, easy grow.'