Credit Card Quipper Gifts

'Money problems again?'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Is the water cold?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

How would Madam like to pay?

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

Death Watch

"We've agreed to count it as both a wave and a particle for tax purposes."

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

Modern Monster

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

fortune teller and credit card.

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

'Let's face it, you'll just have to pay by instalments and that's just for the deposit...'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'I warned you, Dr. Jekyll. It was a bad idea to give an additional credit card to Mr. Hyde.'

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"What town are we in??"

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

Ostrich head in sand.

Screwed Again By New Credit Card Rules.

"Sorry, I left my credit cards at home!"

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

"What do you get indeed sir. Another day older and deeper in debt is what you get."

Gordon Ramsay's Own Brand