Quantum Quipper Gifts

"We've agreed to count it as both a wave and a particle for tax purposes."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Is the water cold?'

'I come from the future - any questions?'

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Schrodinger's kittens

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

The Quantum Mechanic...

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

Death Watch

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

The Staff Meeting.

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

"Schrödinger's other cat"

Neutrinos travel faster than light!

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."