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"We've agreed to count it as both a wave and a particle for tax purposes."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'Is the water cold?'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Schrodinger's kittens

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

The Quantum Mechanic...

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

Death Watch

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...