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'Once and for all I want to know what I'm paying for. When the electric company tells me whether light is a wave or a particle, I'll write my check.'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

Matter vs. Anti-Matter

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Schrodinger's Black Box

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'I come from the future - any questions?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

Schrodinger's kittens

The Quantum Mechanic...

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

'I got one this small.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

"You're not giving me the job because I'm 'over qualified'? Oh, don't worry, most of those qualifications have been falsified."

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

"We've agreed to count it as both a wave and a particle for tax purposes."

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

Neutrinos travel faster than light!

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

"Schrödinger's other cat"

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

Schr?dinger's cat playing Scrabble.

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."

Quark soup