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"Dang thing must be broken again."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

A boy acting suspiciously

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

How would Madam like to pay?

Micro and Macro Department,

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

Office of the PR of the United States

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Devil in the detail

"Hey—no cheating!"

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

Tony Blair and Blairwash.

Violence on TV.

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

When pedants take a break.

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

Forward Planning - The key to Success

'Ok, one of y'all has x-ray vision! Which one? Tell me!'

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

'Ghah. They've moved everything round again.'

Jose Manuel Villarejo Scandal

"The little one? That's for small print!"

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

"This is Clint. He handles the small print!"

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

"I do, too, notice the little things, and most of them irritate me."

"The charges of blackmail were dropped. Those pictures of the prosecutor really came in handy."

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'