Net Jumper Gifts

Tennis winner.

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Hot Towel Web Service

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

Wilfried Zaha

"You're V.P.N. says you're on another planet."

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

Delights of the Chace.

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

Harvey Smith.

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"Darling, trust me. Santa isn't going to give you a network."

'I'm stuck in this job!'

Enjoying The Garden.

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

The Unsportables: Steeple Chase

The first step of the training is 'Jumping Out of The Box.'

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

'Keep practicing, Johnson. You have to learn to jump through all of them at the same time.'

'Good luck with your new job...we all know how much you'll miss the old one.'

"Everyone off the internet, I have a meeting to attend."

"We'll swop at half time."

'Another one,Quick! Al,hand me the landing net.'

'Ouch! Someone lost a fence in their blind spot in the middle of a jump I reckon!'

Old lady sits on the docks knitting nets for the fishermen.

Two sharks lie-in-wait to net surfers.