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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"You're V.P.N. says you're on another planet."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Not that net!'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Moses on the web

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Cellphone Islands

The World Wide Web.

Obsession with the Internet.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Wikipedia...

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Travelogue

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Clickbait

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

Wifi whore

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Streaming"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

Silver Surfer.

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'