Gate Jumper Gifts

Delights of the Chace.

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

Cat statues on entrance gate

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Giraffe Portrait

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Trivia/Great Literature.

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Ski kicker.

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

Harvey Smith.

Trade School. Going to trade school after our real estate business collapsed was a good idea! These days it's all about "vocation, vocation, vocation"!

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

'I'm stuck in this job!'

Enjoying The Garden.

The first step of the training is 'Jumping Out of The Box.'

The Unsportables: Steeple Chase

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.

"At least see who the author is."

"Good morning passengers awaiting Flight 3335 to Lisbon. We just want to remind you that if the planes leaves the ground and you're not on it, you'll regret it..."

They never even knew...

'Good luck with your new job...we all know how much you'll miss the old one.'

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

'Your heart's not really in this job, is it?'

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'

Cardigans/Truckdigans: Truck size jumpers on sale.

"We'll swop at half time."

Career counselor Ernie answers your questions. A question from Washington D.C. - "I'm ready for a complete career change. What's the opposite of 'spin doctor'?" "Bull fighter"! (Published originally on March 30, 2013).

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

'You're breathing out deliberately!'