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Delights of the Chace.

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

Cat statues on entrance gate

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Giraffe Portrait

Trivia/Great Literature.

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Ski kicker.

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Harvey Smith.

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

'I'm stuck in this job!'

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

"At least see who the author is."

Enjoying The Garden.

The first step of the training is 'Jumping Out of The Box.'

The Unsportables: Steeple Chase

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.

"Good morning passengers awaiting Flight 3335 to Lisbon. We just want to remind you that if the planes leaves the ground and you're not on it, you'll regret it..."

They never even knew...

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

'Good luck with your new job...we all know how much you'll miss the old one.'

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'

'You're breathing out deliberately!'

Cardigans/Truckdigans: Truck size jumpers on sale.

Knitting techniques

Dog Gate Accident

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

"We'll swop at half time."

'How should I know? Maybe their cat died.'