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'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

Cardigans/Truckdigans: Truck size jumpers on sale.

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Giraffe Portrait

Leaping

Trivia/Great Literature.

Girl in Yellow Jumper

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Extra Long-jump

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

Health

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Mother will catch you!'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

'Let go of the pole!'

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

It's over the hurdle not under...

'Here comes the 7:15...'

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."