Box Jumper Pillows

The first step of the training is 'Jumping Out of The Box.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Moving in

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Trivia/Great Literature.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Musical Fight

Pianist-boxer

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

'He has some unresolved issues.'