Jumper Cable Juggler Pillows

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

The Communicator

Overworked

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'Take a message...'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

Woman holding two phones together.

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

"Gotta go."

'I love working with my hands.'

Multitasking.

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

'We didn't expect you this early!'

"Actually, Mother, this is a bad time ..."

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

"Our smart home is blowing up my text. The oven is mad at the dishwasher. The dishwasher is mad at the lights. The lights are mad at the TV. And I thought out kids fought a lot."

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

"Everyone off the internet, I have a meeting to attend."

'Don't move.'

Pied Piper walking down the middle of the road: 'It's the latest idea to control the rat run.'

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

Chiropractor

"I couldn't find the problem so I've relabelled it instead."