Slope Slider Gifts

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

Hitchhiking skier

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'Olympics? No, there's an emergency evacuation of this area.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

Colorado skier

Ski Slope

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Ski lift mobile

Ski kicker.

Skiing Accidents.

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Skiers

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

Winter Roadwork...

And now bring the girls!

"You sure you've done this before."

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

Border Guard

Skiing

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'You sure you've done this before?'

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'Watch out!'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Ski slopes with intimidating names.