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Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Hitchhiking skier

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'Olympics? No, there's an emergency evacuation of this area.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

Colorado skier

Ski Slope

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Ski lift mobile

Ski kicker.

Skiing Accidents.

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

Skiers

Winter Roadwork...

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

Skiing

Border Guard

And now bring the girls!

"You sure you've done this before."

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'You sure you've done this before?'

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

'Watch out!'

Musical Ski Lift

"I am snowploughing!"

Salesman Drawing on Sales Chart

Learning to Ski.

Curling.