Snowy Slope Surfer Gifts

Snowboarding downhill.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Ski Surfing

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Balloon ski lift

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'Why trees kill skiers'

Surf lift.

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

'Are you crazy? How are you going to run in the snow?'

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

Skiing

Summer & winter holiday at once

'OK! Nothing to ski here, folks! Move along! Snow's over!'

"How was the ski trip?"

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

Lady with walking frame on skis.

'Find your car for a dollar, sir?'

'Look at this mess. Nothing but legs, antennae and body segments. ... That's why I hate weekends at the slopes, Ernie.'

Swiss Skier

Finnish skier

A woman glides down a water slide

"I don't think your newfound fear of skiing is irrational."

"I've never skied paper before."

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

"I am snowploughing!"

'Okay, skiers. It's cross country for you here onward.'

'I spent $1,500 on ski equipment, and now not only have I no balance on the slopes, I have no balance in the bank.'